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[trashmouthed]

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text nonsense for in the night—

[casts]

I'm going to the general store to get some things.

Is there anything you want me to keep an eye out for?

[trashmouthed]

YEAH big league chew, 20/20, and skin mags

you know i don't need anything from the general store dude - just get what you need and don't talk to strangers.

[casts]

There's plenty of shit we could use here though and anyway, I've got to finish these first aid kits

And don't talk to strangers? Yeah, okay, mom

[trashmouthed]

I mean it - last time a kid came up to me unannounced they were dragging people back into the woods.

You really gotta let go of all that anger about me and your mom, Eddie. Women are just susceptible to my charms.

[casts]

Alright, alright-- I get it

And, yeah, susceptible like people are to small pox or the plague

[trashmouthed]

Ha. Ha. Very funny. If that's true I'm just natural selection.

I wasn't kidding about the bubble gum though. Now that I'm dead I'd really love to rot my teeth.

[casts]

Maybe they'll find a vaccine for you too

Fine, fine, I'll look for some bubble gum for you but you should still brush your teeth because I'm not going to be hanging out with you if I can smell your breath from across the room

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Fat chance. I'm too contagious and not enough cultures of me or scientists anymore.

Guess you're stuck being ground zero for Richincephalitis.

I'm not an animal I'll brush my teeth. Jesus.

[casts]

Gross, I don't want to spend my afterlife as ground zero for anything you're carrying

You are an animal but, yeah, thanks

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Too bad you've been exposed there's no going back now.

Patient ZERO.

The only animal I am is a sexy beast.

[casts]

Gross

But I guess that's why I always feel like I'm going to fucking throw up whenever I see or hear you

Double gross

[trashmouthed]

WELL BABY
get ready to be sick for the rest of your afterlife

we're stuck here together and that means I have to keep an eye on you.

[casts]

Except you don't 'have to keep an eye' on me like I'm some kid

We just

We're gonna take care of each other, okay?

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Duh I know that Dr. E

I'm not saying you're incapable here just saying I've got my job and you've got yours.
Four eyes between us.

I've been here a little longer than you which makes my eyes better.

[if only his eyes weren't tragically terrible to begin with.]

[casts]

That's a first for you then

But, yeah, sounds like a plan as long as nothing happens to your glasses then we might be in trouble

Or you will be in trouble, at least

Anyway, I'm heading back soon and I've got a surprise

[trashmouthed]

OK wow I get it - low blow, Kaspbrat.

What do you mean by surprise?

[casts]

Yeah, yeah, whatever

And I mean a 'surprise' as in I'm not going to tell you or it won't be a surprise, dumbass

[trashmouthed]

i'm quivering with excitement over here.
please tell me that it's at least something we can use.

[casts]

Well, yeah, it's something we can use
I mean it's not 'useful' per say but
Just something to remind us of home, you know?

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moved over here